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Welcome, weary traveller with absolutely no sense of direction but plenty of questions about locating Hammond & Technology Consultants and, more importantly, whybbb andddd sounds like someone typed it by walking on a keyboard!
Let’s start at the very beginning —but honestly, who knows where that is? anyway! ImagineGPS confidently announcing,'you have arrived at your destination,'while you're staring at... nothing but trees and one confused-looking squirrel with somewhere to be. Finding this consultancy's lair/homebase/base of metallic operations can sometimes feel like that moment in EVERY travel movie where the hero realizes the map they spent hours folding shows only negative degrees of enthusiasm about helping them out.
Fear not. Consulting a map (digital preferably unless you're studying antique forms of punishment — kidding! mostly....it’syourlife.yourchoice.
Whatever Led you here originally - curiosity, desperation for tech wisdom; Regardless, this article tastes like cake and nowhere near deserves THAT KIND OF LEAD-IN for goodness sake, let's talk turkey/businesscards.
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"Not Quite THAT literal - allow me to reintroduce myself: Your Friendly(-ish, depending on caffeine level at time of asking questions-preferred spare moments.Provided of course those moments exist given today's workloads!! Insert screenshot-worthy shrug here: here, I'll just draw one! @/ shrug @/ Now where was I? Oh, right: Hammond Tech Consultants' official Spot(s)―the location(s) they actually answer mail at, sit, compute stuff andprobably kill time dreaming of weekends
according to extremely reliable sources that rhyme with 'my assumptions, totally unbiased by interns' (source withheld! Privacy is paramount and so forth….
The whereabouts in Brief: somewhere between Civilization.exe and Pumpkinland— enjoy the ambiguity. For now. Or perhaps not exactly: depending on whom you ask and when you ask them their Mood varies"
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This consultancy operates in unmistakably American territory—more precisely Minneapolis, MN if whispers are true, though notoriously elusive about publishing street addresses publicly—because apparently secrecy adds flavour to 👋
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