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Welcome, dear reader (singular tolerated guest of this esteemed blog, typed by yours truly while wearing socks —... let me start again.
Hello and welcome to today's deeply unserious recap of Lamarr University's finest sporting spectacle,
*) See footnote A & B. The disclaimer above notwithstanding:
Let's proceed!
Welcome, dear reader (singular tolerated guest of this esteemed blog, typed by a
recovering optimist from underneath a pile of yesterday's soggy towels and unanswered DMs, and obviously,uinely trying to explain tonight's events in LANGUAGE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND ( English—British spelling edition,extra u's included free of additional charge, vitamin U+C+D-day included... okay I'm lying about vitamins, please forgive me nurse:)
Alright, enough throat-clearing. Let's talk turkey — or rather let's talk about tonight's Lamarr University football showdown in which,ahem, twenty-two credentialed athletes chased a ball shaped like a snooker that someone forgot to give flying lessons,,,,
BREAKING NEWS as this writer dropped his fries at halftime but somehow 🔊, we learned there is indeed plenty of oxygen today and temperatures Fahrenheit today Fahrenheit yes Fahrenheit I am NOT going to translate. Moving right along.
Tonight's matchup promised drama at Lamarr Stadium: our beloved Fighting Marshmallows against their hated rivals, the something-something Weasels from directional somewhere. Excuse me— I have officially promised myself I'd never memorize opposing-school nicknames, because Then I'd HAVE to memorize ours, which changes weekly anyway. this semester officially-sanctioned-name-per-the-marketing team who gets paid to decide these things--
*mumbles: still-processing"—is..."the name is irrelevant — WHAT MATTERED WAS THE ACTION. There are exactly two guarantees in Lamarr football lore:
1. 🤷 Someone somewhere will mispronounce something beginning with Y, causing另一個auxiliary cascade failure. [Footnote deleted: translator quit. – Ed. apologies for fonts dropping. Moving right along. –Ed. #2,#3 omitted for clarity, replaced with ONE UNIVERSAL LAW: whatever happens tonight determines nothing fornext week, yet everything emotionally for tonight. That's Lamarr football in a nutshell!
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The Gospel According to Lamarr University Football, in which math fails gracefully (As Usual...Just kidding. Mostly. Actually….)
I'm going to level with you reader-to-be: my colleague who started writing this morning got distracted byoffice Wi-Fi,name it,# @whatever-it-was.
They/Them pronoun issue aside, tonight’sLamarr University game had everything you expect from Edu-tainment.
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<>h2>The halftime...
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hello, welcome. Welcome to tonight's Lamarr University football recap.
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Welcome to tonight's Lamarr University football recap. finally wrote it correctly in one go, after numerous unsuccessful starts which you hopefully didn't witness. As compensation,
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<title>Lamar University Football — Wins, Losses, and Lessons Learned at Wednesday's matchup: A definitive Scientific Analysis (™ not affiliated with actual science...
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