Michigan Football Roster 2018

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Right, grab yourself a sup of tea and sit down before ye get the palpitations, because we’re about to take a wild gallop through the 2018 Michigan Wolverines roster. Sure look, it was a season that promised the earth, delivered a bit of a landslide, and left half of Ann Arbor giving out to the dog for no reason at all. The aul Jim Harbaugh was prowling the sideline in his pristine khakis like a man who'd just lost his favourite biro, while a roster absolutely jammed with talent tried not to trip over its own potential. It was brilliant craic, heartbreaking, and baffling all at once, like trying to assemble IKEA furniture with a hurley. So let's have a gawk at the lads who made the maize and blue the talk of every pub from Cork to Detroit.

A Look At That 2018 Lineup Could Give You A Sore Throat

Diagram of nasopharyngeal symptoms compared to the stress of Michigan's 2018 roster

Honestly, staring at the sheer amount of future NFL fellas on this squad was enough to swell your glands, never mind the lurgies. Rashan Gary was up front eating offensive linemen for breakfast, Chase Winovich had more energy than a terrier with a wasp in its trousers, and Devin Bush was flying around the field like a man who'd been told the chipper was closing in five minutes. If you were an opposing quarterback looking at that front seven, you'd be forgiven for ringing your doctor about a persistent lump in your throat, because the fear was real. The defence was genuinely terrifying, the kind of unit that makes grown men weep into their portions, and watching them dismantle opponents during that famous unbeaten run to start the season had Michigan fans feeling like they'd won the lotto twice in one week.

Warning Signs Aplenty: The Secondary And The Heartbreak Symptoms

Medical article on warning signs representing red flags in Michigan's 2018 passing game

Now, sure as God made little green apples, every self-respecting medic will tell ye to look out for the early warning signs, and the 2018 Wolverines had a few flashing red lights of their own. For one thing, Shea Patterson arrived from Ole Miss with all the fanfare of the Messiah, and while himself and Donovan Peoples-Jones served up some absolute crackers, the aul passing game could go from glorious to grand feckin' nowhere faster than a Kerry man changing his mind. When the calendar flipped to the big one against Ohio State, the symptoms were there for all to see: the secondary got torched, Shea was running for his life, and that 62-39 drubbing felt like a cold you couldn't shift. Still, with Karan Higdon ploughing through the middle and ten wins on the board, it was a season with more highs than a Limerick chimney sweep. Sure, it ended with a sore Peach Bowl, but wasn't it a mighty ride all the same?