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If you've never heard of Montana Tech football, then sure, congratulations — you've clearly led a charmed life. Tucked away in Butte, Montana, the Orediggers toil away in Division II like a bunch of eejits with a pickaxe and a dream. The town was built on copper, the team mascot is a man with a hard hat, and the actual football being played is... well, let's just say it's character-building. But sure look, isn't that the craic entirely? In this fine blog post, we'll be delving deep into the magnificent shambles that is Montana Tech football, and we wouldn't have it any other way.

In Ireland We Have Hurling; in Butte They Have Digging, and It Shows

Ira Mohanty and Kumar Bapi album cover, the unofficial lament of the Montana Tech Orediggers

There's a certain type of album you'd listen to after watching the Orediggers lose a nail-biter to someone like Carroll College — a deeply mournful, wandering thing that makes you think of rain and regret. This fella here, Ira Mohanty and Kumar Bapi's "Tu Mo Premara Nuaa Shayeri," would be your man. Sure you don't understand a word of it, but neither do you understand a word of the referee's decisions on a Saturday, so it balances itself out. When the Orediggers' offence is stuck in a third-and-forever situation, the lads on the sideline could be forgiven for breaking into a bit of soulful bhangra instead of another three-and-out. Sure, it couldn't do any more harm.

The Summer Residency Programme: Where Orediggers Learn to Dig Themselves Out of Holes

Montana Tech Orediggers summer artist residency programme, featuring a player attempting an elegant escape

Every summer, Montana Tech's football lads gather for their Artist Residency Programme — and no, that's not a typo for "athletic conditioning." When you're an Oredigger, you see, you're not just an athlete; you're a performer. The coaching staff brings in a grand aul' choreographer to teach the fellas how to move with grace, because sure, if you're going to get absolutely flattened by a 300-pound defensive lineman from Montana State-Northern, you'd want to at least fall elegantly. The dance in the photo here is called Odissi, which is a grand thing entirely, but one look at an Oredigger trying to pirouette away from a blitz and you'll realise the grace gene was lost somewhere in the copper mines. Still, you've got to admire the effort. There they are, hopping along to a rhythm only they can hear, kicking up little clouds of Butte dust and hoping the kicker can put it between the posts. Sure, give them a shovel and a hard hat and they're the best in the state; give them a football and a scoreboard, and... well, there's always next year. And sure look, isn't that the beauty of it?

So here's to Montana Tech football: the team that keeps Butte's chiropractor in business, the pride of a mining town, and proof positive that you don't need to win matches to win hearts. Up the Orediggers, and may your shovels never blunt!

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If you've never heard of Montana Tech football, then sure, congratulations — you've clearly led a charmed life. Tucked away in Butte, Montana, the Orediggers toil away in Division II like a grand bunch of eejits with a pickaxe and a dream. Sure, the town was built on copper, the team mascot is a man in a hard hat, and the actual football being played is... well, let's just say it's character-building. But sure look, isn't that the craic entirely? The lads run out onto the pitch every Saturday with hearts full of hope and lungs full of mining dust, while the opposing team wonders if they've shown up to a rugby match by mistake. They're fierce, they're determined, and they're absolutely useless at winning — but begorrah, wouldn't you rather watch a team that tries its best and loses than a team that just wins all the time? Sure, you would not. But we love them anyway, so let's delve into the magnificent shambles that is Montana Tech football.

In Ireland We Have Hurling; in Butte They Have Digging, and It Shows

There's a certain type of album you'd listen to after watching the Orediggers lose another nail-biter to Carroll College — a deeply mournful, wandering thing that makes you think of rain, regret, and the one that got away. This fella here, Ira Mohanty and Kumar Bapi's "Tu Mo Premara Nuaa Shayeri," would be your man entirely. Sure, you wouldn't understand a word of it, but then again, you don't understand a word of the referee's decisions on a Saturday either, so it all balances out grand. When the Orediggers' offence finds itself stuck in a third-and-forever situation — which is more often than you'd believe — the lads on the sideline could be forgiven for breaking into a spot of soulful Odissi dancing instead of trotting out yet another doomed three-and-out. Sure, it couldn't do any more harm than the playbook, and it would give the crowd a bit of a laugh. At the very least, the band might find a better tune than the funeral dirge they've been playing since 2017.

The Summer Residency Programme: Where Orediggers Learn to Dig Themselves Out of Holes

Summer residency programme where Montana Tech footballers attempt to dance their way out of a defensive blitz

Every summer, Montana Tech's football lads gather for their Artist Residency Programme — and no, that's not a typo for "athletic conditioning." When you're an Oredigger, you see, you're not just an athlete; you're a performer. The coaching staff brings in a grand oul' choreographer to teach the boys how to move with a bit of grace, because sure, if you're going to get absolutely flattened by a 300-pound defensive lineman from Montana State-Northern, you'd want to at least fall elegantly for the crowd. The dance in this picture is called Odissi, a beautiful and ancient art form that involves slow, deliberate steps and gorgeous hand gestures. But one look at an Oredigger trying to pirouette away from a blitz, and you'll realise the grace gene was lost somewhere deep in the copper mines. Still, you've got to admire the effort. There they are, hopping along to a rhythm only they can hear, kicking up little clouds of Butte dust, and hoping against hope that the kicker can finally put one between the posts. Give them a shovel and a hard hat and they're the finest in the state; give them a football and a scoreboard, and well... there's always next year. And sure look, isn't that the beauty of it?

So here's to Montana Tech football: the team that keeps Butte's chiropractor in business, the pride of a mining town, and living proof that you don't need to win matches to win hearts. Up the Orediggers, may your shovels never blunt, and may your quarterback one day find the end zone without a map. God love ye.