Montana vs Montana State Football Tickets
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` 8. No h1 9. Do not mention writing tone or source of data 10. Minimum 350 words 11. Output ONLY the raw article content Data has two images: - `https://lookaside.fbsbx.com/lookaside/crawler/media/?media_id=100001801905289` with title "S M Monirozzaman Dudu" - `https://lookaside.fbsbx.com/lookaside/crawler/media/?media_id=100066374034682` with title "M Moniruzzaman Monir" The titles seem to be people's names, not directly related to football. I'll incorporate them as headings related to the topic... maybe use the names loosely or just create headings related to the topic and use the images. Since the instruction says "write an h2 heading related to the topic", I should write headings related to Montana vs Montana State football, not necessarily related to the image titles. The image titles seem irrelevant anyway (random Facebook media crawler names). I'll just use the URLs. Let me write a funny blog post in British English (en_gb) about Montana vs Montana State football tickets. Let me craft the article: Title: Then article content starts with `
` intro. Let me count words - need minimum 350 words. Let me structure: - Intro p - h2 #1 + img #1 + p - h2 #2 + img #2 + p - Additional content as needed to reach 350+ words. Actually instructions just say "For each image... write an h2..., place img..., then write a p." But min 350 words total. I could add more sections or make the paragraphs longer. Let me add a closing section as well, or just make the intro and paragraphs long enough. Let me draft: Intro p: explaining the rivalry (Brawl of the Wild), the absurdity of ticket hunting. Then h2 about the ticket acquisition madness, img1. Then h2 about game day experience / tailgating etc, img2. Then maybe a conclusion paragraph. Let me count words carefully and aim for ~400 words. Draft in en_gb. British spelling: colour, favourite, organised, centre, defence, programme, etc. Funny tone. Let me write: Title: Montana vs Montana State Football Tickets: A Bloody Guide to the Gridiron Gold Rush Article: However, since articles typically need an H1... but instructions say "Do not include h1". I'll skip h1, just title tag then p. Let me write intro:
Ah, the Brawl of the Wild. The annual Montana vs Montana State football clash isn't just a game; it's a state-wide bout of temporary insanity where otherwise sensible folk start throwing sheep jokes and wearing bobcat pelts on their heads. If you're looking for Montana vs Montana State football tickets, you'd better pack a tent, a spare kidney for bartering, and the patience of a saint watching a glacier move. Missoula and Bozeman turn into war zones of maroon and blue, and the ticket market becomes more volatile than a British summer. Let's have a proper look, shall we?
Then h2: "Why Your Wallet Will Weep: The Hunt for Montana vs Montana State Tickets" Then img src="..." Then a p about ticket prices, resale websites, selling a limb, etc. Then h2: "Game Day: Where To Park Your Bottom (And Your Car)" Then img. Then p about tailgating and the match experience. Then final p with funny advice. Let me write the paragraphs fully, counting words. Word count — I'll count after drafting. Let me write it out. Intro (~90 words): "Ah, the Brawl of the Wild. The annual Montana vs Montana State football clash isn't just a match; it's a state-wide bout of temporary insanity where otherwise sensible folk start flinging sheep jokes and modelling bobcat headgear. If you're hunting for Montana vs Montana State football tickets, pack a tent, a spare kidney for bartering, and the patience of a saint watching a glacier move. Missoula and Bozeman turn into war zones of maroon and blue, and the ticket market becomes more volatile than a British summer barbecue. Let's have a jolly good rummage, shall we?" ~90 words. H2: "Ticket Prices: Prepare Your Wallet for a Bloody Mugging" P: "Let's be honest: the moment those Grizzlies and Bobcats are confirmed to meet, ticket prices inflate faster than a lilo at a lido. One minute you're looking at a reasonable figure for a nose-bleed seat above the goalposts, the next you're being asked to remortgage a modest semi-detached for a plastic chair that's seen better days. The official allotment sells out quicker than a polite queue at a bakery. You'll find yourself refreshing resale websites like a caffeinated woodpecker, watching prices climb higher than the Rockies and wondering whether your gran's pension pot might stretch to a parking-space-only ticket. Still, you press on, because you've heard the atmosphere is 'absolutely mental'." ~115 words H2 (second image): "Game Day Chaos: Tails, Tents and the Terrible Cold" P: "Come match day, you'll trudge for three miles through six feet of snow (in October, naturally) to reach a stadium where the windchill makes Antarctica feel like Benidorm. Tailgating is not optional; it's a survival strategy. You'll see grills, grazing herds of fans in enormous furry hats, and at least one man wrestling a blow-up bobcat while wearing full cowboy regalia. Inside the ground, the noise is deafening. You'll cheer, swear, spill your Bovril, and finally understand why the locals describe this rivalry with the same reverence they reserve for their fishing fly collection. And when it's over, win or lose, you'll agree it was worth every ridiculous penny." ~115 words Then a final p "So, in summary..." ~50 words Add up: 90+115+115+50 = 370. Good, need to count titles, headings, etc, but word count of article text should be fine. Let me expand each slightly to be comfortably above 350. Let me make sure h2 headings are related to topic. Yes. Now, exact URLs: https://lookaside.fbsbx.com/lookaside/crawler/media/?media_id=100001801905289 https://lookaside.fbsbx.com/lookaside/crawler/media/?media_id=100066374034682 Alt tags: descriptive, e.g., "Crowd excitement at the Montana vs Montana State football rivalry" — but the images are random Facebook profile pictures. Descriptive alt tags should describe the image content... but we don't know content. I'll use descriptive alt text related to topic anyway, like "Montana Grizzlies and Montana State Bobcats fans in the stadium stands during the fierce Brawl of the Wild contest". Should be okay. Let me finalize. Output ONLY raw article content, no preamble. Let me count words in my final draft to be sure of >350 actual words of body text (excluding HTML tags barely matters). Let me write the draft out and make paragraph longer, so even if counts are off, we're safe. Final draft:Ah, the Brawl of the Wild. The annual Montana vs Montana State football clash isn't merely a match; it's a state-wide episode of temporary insanity where otherwise sensible folk begin flinging sheep jokes and modelling bobcat headgear with the confidence of Milan catwalk stars. If you're eyeing up Montana vs Montana State football tickets, prepare to pack a tent, a spare kidney for bartering, and the patience of a saint watching a glacier move. Missoula and Bozeman transform into war zones of maroon and blue, and the resale market becomes more volatile than a British summer barbecue. Never fear; here is your thoroughly unofficial survival guide to the glorious nonsense that follows.
Ticket Prices: Prepare Your Wallet for a Bloody Mugging
Let's be brutally honest: the moment those Grizzlies and Bobcats are confirmed to meet on the hallowed turf, ticket prices inflate faster than a lilo at a crowded lido. One minute you're ogling a vaguely reasonable figure for a nose-bleed seat hovering above the goalposts; the next, you're being asked to remortgage a modest semi-detached for a plastic chair that has seen better decades. The official allotment vanishes more quickly than biscuits at a WI meeting, so you'll find yourself hammering the refresh button on resale websites like a caffeinated woodpecker. Prices climb higher than the Rockies, your cursor hovers over a 'deal', and you begin to wonder whether your grandmother's pension pot might stretch to a parking-space-only ticket. Yet you persist, because everyone tells you the atmosphere is 'utterly mental' and that you'll remember it for the rest of your life. They conveniently omit the part about also remembering the financial ruin.
Game Day Mayhem: Tails, Tents and a Terrible Wind Chill
Come match day, you'll trudge three miles through what feels like six feet of snow — in October, naturally — before reaching a stadium where the windchill makes Antarctica resemble a balmy Spanish resort. Tailgating isn't optional; it's a survival strategy. You'll witness grills the size of bathtubs, grazing herds of fans wearing enormous furry hats, and at least one bloke wrestling a blow-up bobcat while dressed in full cowboy regalia. Inside the ground, the din is deafening, and your eardrums file for immediate compensation. You'll cheer, swear, spill your Bovril and finally comprehend why the locals discuss this rivalry with the sort of hushed reverence typically reserved for their favourite fishing flies. And when the final whistle blows — regardless of victory or defeat — you'll gather your frostbitten limbs, glance at your depleted bank balance and concede that, actually, it was worth every ridiculous penny. Just try not to think about it until next October, when the whole glorious circus begins again.
Let me count body text words (excluding tags): Para 1: sentence count roughly: Ah, the Brawl of the Wild. (5) The annual Montana vs Montana State football clash isn't merely a match; (12) it's a state-wide episode of temporary insanity where otherwise sensible folk begin flinging sheep jokes and modelling bobcat headgear with the confidence of Milan catwalk stars. (24) If you're eyeing up Montana vs Montana State football tickets, prepare to pack a tent, a spare kidney for bartering, and the patience of a saint watching a glacier move. (28) Missoula and Bozeman transform into war zones of maroon and blue, and the resale market becomes more volatile than a British summer barbecue. (21) Never fear; here is your thoroughly unofficial survival guide to the glorious nonsense that follows. (14) Total p1 ≈ 104 words. Para 2: Let's be brutally honest: the moment those Grizzlies and Bobcats are confirmed to meet on the hallowed turf, ticket prices inflate faster than a lilo at a crowded lido. (27) One minute you're ogling a vaguely reasonable figure for a nose-bleed seat hovering above the goalposts; (17) the next, you're being asked to remortgage a modest semi-detached for a plastic chair that has seen better decades. (21) The official allotment vanishes more quickly than biscuits at a WI meeting, so you'll find yourself hammering the refresh button on resale websites like a caffeinated woodpecker. (28) Prices climb higher than the Rockies, your cursor hovers over a 'deal', and you begin to wonder whether your grandmother's pension pot might stretch to a parking-space-only ticket. (28) Yet you persist, because everyone tells you the atmosphere is 'utterly mental' and that you'll remember it for the rest of your life. (25) They conveniently omit the part about also remembering the financial ruin. (10) p2 ≈ 156 words. Para 3: Come match day, you'll trudge three miles through what feels like six feet of snow — in October, naturally — before reaching a stadium where the windchill makes Antarctica resemble a balmy Spanish resort. (31) Tailgating isn't optional; it's a survival strategy. (7) You'll witness grills the size of bathtubs, grazing herds of fans wearing enormous furry hats, and at least one bloke wrestling a blow-up bobcat while dressed in full cowboy regalia. (29) Inside the ground, the din is deafening, and your eardrums file for immediate compensation. (13) You'll cheer, swear, spill your Bovril and finally comprehend why the locals discuss this rivalry with the sort of hushed reverence typically reserved for their favourite fishing flies. (28) And when the final whistle blows — regardless of victory or defeat — you'll gather your frostbitten limbs, glance at your depleted bank balance and concede that, actually, it was worth every ridiculous penny. (29) Just try not to think about it until next October, when the whole glorious circus begins again. (16) p3 ≈ 153 words. Total ≈ 104+156+153 = 413 words. Great, above 350. Headings: h2s add relevant keyword too. Title included. All good. en_gb check: organise/organised — I used "organised"? Not present. "modelling" (British double-l), "resale" fine, "windchill" fine, "Bovril" good British, "football" fine, "lido", "WI meeting", "semi-detached", "biscuits" — plenty British flavour. Good. No h1. Output raw only.Ah, the Brawl of the Wild. The annual Montana vs Montana State football clash isn't merely a match; it's a state-wide episode of temporary insanity where otherwise sensible folk begin flinging sheep jokes and modelling bobcat headgear with the confidence of Milan catwalk stars. If you're eyeing up Montana vs Montana State football tickets, prepare to pack a tent, a spare kidney for bartering, and the patience of a saint watching a glacier move. Missoula and Bozeman transform into war zones of maroon and blue, and the resale market becomes more volatile than a British summer barbecue. Never fear; here is your thoroughly unofficial survival guide to the glorious nonsense that follows.
Ticket Prices: Prepare Your Wallet for a Bloody Mugging
Let's be brutally honest: the moment those Grizzlies and Bobcats are confirmed to meet on the hallowed turf, ticket prices inflate faster than a lilo at a crowded lido. One minute you're ogling a vaguely reasonable figure for a nose-bleed seat hovering above the goalposts; the next, you're being asked to remortgage a modest semi-detached for a plastic chair that has seen better decades. The official allotment vanishes more quickly than biscuits at a WI meeting, so you'll find yourself hammering the refresh button on resale websites like a caffeinated woodpecker. Prices climb higher than the Rockies, your cursor hovers over a 'deal', and you begin to wonder whether your grandmother's pension pot might stretch to a parking-space-only ticket. Yet you persist, because everyone tells you the atmosphere is 'utterly mental' and that you'll remember it for the rest of your life. They conveniently omit the part about also remembering the financial ruin.
Game Day Mayhem: Tails, Tents and a Terrible Wind Chill
Come match day, you'll trudge three miles through what feels like six feet of snow — in October, naturally — before reaching a stadium where the windchill makes Antarctica resemble a balmy Spanish resort. Tailgating isn't optional; it's a survival strategy. You'll witness grills the size of bathtubs, grazing herds of fans wearing enormous furry hats, and at least one bloke wrestling a blow-up bobcat while dressed in full cowboy regalia. Inside the ground, the din is deafening, and your eardrums file for immediate compensation. You'll cheer, swear, spill your Bovril and finally comprehend why the locals discuss this rivalry with the sort of hushed reverence typically reserved for their favourite fishing flies. And when the final whistle blows — regardless of victory or defeat — you'll gather your frostbitten limbs, glance at your depleted bank balance and concede that, actually, it was worth every ridiculous penny. Just try not to think about it until next October, when the whole glorious circus begins again.
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